Primetime (2026)

  • Director: Lance Oppenheim
  • Screenplay: Ajon Singh
  • Based on: ‘Tonight on Dateline This Man Will Die‘ by Luke Dittrich
  • Producer: Brian Kavanaugh-Jones, Fred Berger, William Iannaccone, Robert Pattinson, Brighton McCloskey, Lars Knudsen, Ari Aster
  • Cast: Robert Pattinson, Merritt Wever, Skyler Gisondo, Phoebe Bridgers
  • Cinematography: David Bolen
  • Editing: Daniel Garber
  • Score: Ari Balouzian
  • Genre: Psychological thriller
  • Runtime: 109 minutes

For those unfamiliar with the work of Chris Hansen, he’s an American television presenter known for catching paedophiles in sting operations. His show, ‘To Catch a Predator‘, lured these unsavoury characters to a location through sordid online chats, with the predator believing they’re in communication with a minor. Using a decoy actor pretending to be the minor, the unsuspecting person becomes ensnared in a face-to-face encounter with Hansen before armed police arrive to arrest the individual. Millions watched this. They lapped it up.

Robert Pattinson is watchable as ever as Hansen while Merritt Wever is superb as his underappreciated producer. Skyler Gisondo is the standout actor in the film as the decoy, Dan Plumb. Dan is young and eager for work. He finds himself placed in an uncomfortable position. His love of musical theatre is useless when confronted with male genitalia in his first role as the decoy. Gisondo captures that sense of discomfort, not just that specific moment, but with the operation as a whole; the overwhelming guilt of playing a part in punishing these men so publicly.

‘Primetime‘ amplifies the qualities of an episode of ‘To Catch a Predator‘ – most notably the ghastliness of watching grown men willing to hook up with children. This uneasiness pollutes the environment behind the cameras. It’s not exactly happy-making stuff but none the crew seem too proud of themselves, their faces lit up by the blue glow of a screen. Aside from Hanson, yet that could be an act. “Nothing I do is acting.” he tells Dan. That’s where he’s wrong. Though the paedophiles are real people (and still human beings), the programme is performance art of a twisted variety. We see Hansen rehearsing the chatlog in a dressing room, learning his lines before he makes his grand entrance. The rooms the stings take place in are merely a stage and Dan’s routine consists of him, time and time again, inviting men into the decoy house, hanging around for a minute then leaving the room at which point Hansen takes charge of the situation.

Are they heroes for doing this? Ridding the streets of potential offenders? Or cashing in on the creation of a televised humilitation ritual? A sting involving a rabbi rattles Hansen; the former accusing him of not having permission to do what they’re doing. Yet Hansen continues shamelessly, determined to be a ratings hit and bigger than ‘Lost‘. What he has indeed lost is nobility. Here is a man who’s put himself on a pedestal, telling himself he’s doing the right thing while cheating on his wife. Not with anyone underage, sure, but you can’t be the epitome of truth on air and betray people when the cameras stop rolling.

Exploitation is entertainment. The sicker the perverts, the higher the viewing figures. The “best of the best” Hansen says – really the worst of the worst. Ramping up the degeneracy will see a rise in ratings. That says a lot about our reality television-obsessed culture, even more so twenty years on; we crave the manipulation and the embarrassment of strangers. The desire to catch someone prominent drives Hansen forward. And he and his team do so, initiating a sting involving a district attorney, Bill Conradt. Based on true events, things don’t go to plan and Conradt takes his own life. I’m surprised an occurrence like this didn’t happen more frequently. A life lost. A preventable death. Unrealised justice. Who’s the real monster?

An unpleasant subject matter but excellently executed by Lance Oppenheim in his narrative film directorial debut.

My rating: 8 / 10

The Drama (2026)

  • Director: Kristoffer Borgli
  • Screenplay: Kristoffer Borgli
  • Producer: Lars Knudsen, Ari Aster, Tyler Campellone
  • Cast: Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Alana Haim, Mamoudou Athie
  • Cinematography: Arseni Khachaturan
  • Editing: Joshua Raymond Lee, Kristoffer Borgli
  • Score: Daniel Pemberton
  • Genre: Romantic black comedy
  • Runtime: 105 minutes

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?

For me, it would be neglecting this blog for a hot minute. I was catching some z’s. I digress.

A chance sighting of their wedding DJ smoking heroin on the street results in soon-to-be-wed couple Emma and Charlie (Zendaya and Robert Pattinson, respectively) discussing where to draw the line when it comes to a person’s most shameful wrongdoing. At what point does the unacceptable become the unforgivable?

This conversation isn’t in the privacy of their bedroom either. With their friends across the table goading them and with alcohol rendering them vulnerable, the couple divulge their deepest and darkest deed. Whereas Charlie cyberbullied a classmate when he was younger (quickly dismissed as teenage tomfoolery), Emma’s confession leaves the group reeling. She quite literally spills her guts, her long-buried secret uncomfortably dredged up for an airing.

I won’t reveal what she says. I (somehow) managed to go in blind, avoiding the slightest whisper of a spoiler on X. It sure is dark though. Bear in mind it’s a comedy, one so jet-black, and the humour is intentional.

This truth bomb obliterates any idea of blissful matrimony the pair had prior. Emma pushes it further down; she’s evolved as a person and doesn’t need pseudo-therapy from her partner. Is Charlie’s love for Emma so strong it can surmount this revelation? He spirals downwards. It’s not even his burden to share but the fallout from it causes him to question everything he thought he knew about his potential bride.

Both giving excellent performance, the duo uplift this risky hot-button issue dramedy into something more thought-provoking. With my lips sealed as per the subject matter, I will say this: ‘The Drama‘ is artfully shot.

My rating: 8 / 10

Mickey 17 (2025)

  • Director: Bong Joon Ho
  • Screenplay: Bong Joon Ho
  • Based on: ‘Mickey7‘ by Edward Ashton
  • Producer: Dede Gardner, Jeremy Kleiner, Bong Joon Ho, Dooho Choi
  • Cast: Robert Pattinson, Naomi Ackie, Steven Yeun, Toni Collette, Mark Ruffalo
  • Cinematography: Darius Khondji
  • Editing: Yang Jin-mo
  • Score: Jung Jae-il
  • Genre: Science fiction black comedy
  • Runtime: 137 minutes

“Oh Mickey, you’re so fine.

You’re so fine, you keep on dyin’.

Hey Mickey, hey Mickey.”

Which Mickey though? Mickey Barnes’ luck has run out on Planet Earth and with no options left, gets recruited to work as an ‘expendable’ in a colonising space mission. With all his memories and personality quirks intact (saved in a high-tech brick), Mickey’s body is merely a tool; used until no longer deemed necessary (upon the point of death), incinerated in a furnace, then printed out by a cloning device ad infinitum. He’s stabbed, gassed, poisoned, used as a guinea pig to manufacture an antidote – you name it. ‘What does it feel like to die?’, pretty much everyone asks him.

With moments of black humour, Bong Joon Ho’s epic science fiction fable (his first feature since ‘Parasite‘) muses on mortality – removing the idea of finality of life makes these expendables (or ‘print jobs’) less human, more akin to recyclable cattle. Mickey is told he’s special when he’s freshly printed but his existence is meaningless and he’s consigned to gruelling labour and eating bland food – what’s so special about it?

In fact, he suffers an accident during an assignment on the icy world Nilfheim and scientists have already generated the next iteration before the previous one has been declared dead, leading to a case of ‘multiples’. They’re not twins, they are the same person in two corporeal forms. As if he’s looking in a mirror.

Robert Pattinson is great in the dual role of Mickeys 17 and 18. The entire cast delivers strong performances; Naomi Ackie as a ballsy security officer (and Mickey’s love interest), Mark Ruffalo as the egotistical head of the colony and Toni Collette as his Lady Macbeth-style wife with an obsession with sauce. The second half delves into the political side of the expedition, with Ruffalo’s character taking centre stage, a little too reminiscent of a certain president. Gorgeously shot throughout, there may be multiple Mickeys, but there’s only one Bong Joon Ho.

My rating: 9 / 10